(to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)
Lemme tell ya a story ’bout a man named Randy
A small town pastor whose life was pretty dandy,
He told his congregation if they learnt the Apostle’s Creed…
Then they could throw a pie in his face…strawberry please!
For real. This has happened once before and he’s doing it again! He sat in a chair outside, one fine day, with a black garbage bag over his neck and body to catch some of the sticky-sweet goo. Kids who had memorized the 10 commandments and could recite them to him, got to pick a pie, blueberry, strawberry, or apple I think, with Cool Whip on top, and throw it at him. It looks like he “caught” this one, quite literally, in his hand. But others he caught right in the kisser! The sketch looks a bit frightening…but then so did he, after it was all over. Now he’s got them learning the Apostle’s Creed; and adults (who say they are just grown up kids!) are wanting in on it too! We’ll see…
*Here’s another story about my goofy husband.
Note: I wanted the white of the paper to read as the Cool Whip. There was lots of Cool Whip. Lots. And Strawberry. And Blueberry. Oi!